SaltyBox confessions!

[MaRiNe_MaDnEsS]

Re: SaltyBox confession!

My confession

Since being a young teenager i have been facinated with anime cartoons, As seen up there in my avatar ^^^^^^^^^

 

[jrob3rts]

I like measuring things.

Iron is 12 inches
DVD is 4.75 inches
Lighter is 2.5 inches
Laptop is 13 inches
Penis 5.5 inches

 

[ZombieTuesday]

Re: SaltyBox confession!

Confession number 3:
I have an absolutely usless ability to remember words/sounds/song lyrics.
I watch a TV show or film once, and can remember most of the lines. Maybe not in the correct order, but ask me who said what, and I know. Ask me what line comes next, and I know that too. Same with songs and lyrics. Completely pointless talent.

The other day my husband was playing on YouTube and a song started playing. Two seconds in, I said: "That's the Augustuc Gloop song from the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate factory." - I was right. Only seen the film once.


Confession number 4:
I'm a great big nerd. And proud. :yes:

I too suffer from this affliction ....

especially prevalent it seems on eighties Comedy and comedy sci fi shows .. dont know why ...

please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit ...........

 

[ZombieTuesday]

Re: SaltyBox confession!

My confession

Since being a young teenager i have been facinated with anime cartoons, As seen up there in my avatar ^^^^^^^^^

Anime is cool, ill give hentai a miss tho ... too many tentacles!

im halfway thru watching cromatie high school ... again!

 

[ZombieTuesday]

Whoah, that came out all wrong. I meant little toys. Damned predictive text!!!

LOOL .. sounds like you need this website : Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories

 

[jrob3rts]

LOOL .. sounds like you need this website : Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories

...and the other one above hehe

 

[Turner]

Whoah, that came out all wrong. I meant little toys. Damned predictive text!!!

Pmsl...... school boy error hahaha

 

[Turner]

I like milfs!!

 

[ladielucie]

I like measuring things.

Iron is 12 inches
DVD is 4.75 inches
Lighter is 2.5 inches
Laptop is 13 inches
Penis 5.5 inches

Is that man inches or womans' inches :laugh:

 

[jrob3rts]

Is that man inches or womans' inches :laugh:

Oh, I see a mistake, I forgot the space between "Pen" and "is". Doh hehe.
It's man inches, they're both the same aren't they?

 

[ladielucie]

Oh, I see a mistake, I forgot the space between "Pen" and "is". Doh hehe.
It's man inches, they're both the same aren't they?

men hope an inch is longer than it is :whistling:

 

[tamgui]

I too suffer from this affliction ....

please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit .....

I prefer to think of it as a 'gift'
"Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over 18, although my IQ isn't."

I like measuring things.

Penis 5.5 inches

Wow. When I first read that, I thought to myself; 'Well there's a thread killer right there' - But bless you all, you just ploughed right on through it.
Much love for TSB. :yes:


My next confession is the simple fact that I don't like other people folding my laundry. Why is this? Because I have a very specific & individual way of folding every item, and no one else knows them. Or maybe they do, and they just don't take laundry folding matters as seriously as they should. :no:
My mum folded my stuff once, and I took it upstairs. I came back down 15 minutes later and she said "What took you so long?"
My reply: "I re-did it. You did it wrong. Embroidered part of the teatowels was on the wrong side of the crease."

Yes, I realise I might have a problem of some sort.

 

[ZombieTuesday]

I prefer to think of it as a 'gift'
"Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over 18, although my IQ isn't."

Spot on sir!

He's too damn close. That power surge'll toss us around like we're a bead of sweat ......................

 

[tamgui]

Spot on sir!

He's too damn close. That power surge'll toss us around like we're a bead of sweat ......................

"...in an aerobic instructors buttock cleavage."

 

[ZombieTuesday]

YAY! like minds

 

[tamgui]

YAY! like minds

That's really just a nice way of saying we're both nerds with dysfunctional brains

 

[MaRiNe_MaDnEsS]

men hope an inch is longer than it is :whistling:

In that case mines a whole foot lol so does that mean its really 11 inch

 

[MaRiNe_MaDnEsS]

I prefer to think of it as a 'gift'
"Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over 18, although my IQ isn't."

Wow. When I first read that, I thought to myself; 'Well there's a thread killer right there' - But bless you all, you just ploughed right on through it.
Much love for TSB. :yes:

He just loves the attention, hes trying to tell you his secret confession is hes an attention seeker lol

 

[ladielucie]

In that case mines a whole foot lol so does that mean its really 11 inch

Nah............... it means you are in a dream world :laugh:

 

[ZombieTuesday]

That's really just a nice way of saying we're both nerds with dysfunctional brains

YES

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