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Knock at the door this afternoon


Sat at home minding my own business and the was a knock at the door
So I opened the door and there was this bloke stood there, all 3ft 3 inches of him
So I said to this fella, "who are you?"

The meter man he replied! :whistling:
You should have asked him if he had ever been to school, and when he said no, you should have replied, well you're not big and you're not clever.