Knock at the door this afternoon

[Colin]

Sat at home minding my own business and the was a knock at the door
So I opened the door and there was this bloke stood there, all 3ft 3 inches of him
So I said to this fella, "who are you?"



















The meter man he replied! :whistling:

 

[tyger]

Ha Ha like it lol

 

[tyger]

I take it all this time off sick is getting to you and you're bored lol

 

[Colin]

Climbing the walls mate!

 

[StarfishEnterprise]

Lmao thats one for mi dad. Proper dad joke that!

 

[[email protected]]

You should have asked him if he had ever been to school, and when he said no, you should have replied, well you're not big and you're not clever.

 

[leopardshark]

And then the man said" I'd like to sell you some H.P sauce you can pay 5p of 16 weeks!" Boom,Boom!!!!!!

 

[microbius]

View attachment 104118

 

[leopardshark]

So he cocked an eye at me! So I cocked an eye at him.. And we stood there **** eyed!!!