Scott
Registered
AMEND AS SEE FIT
House Rules
1-If you expect clean towels and clean clothes please realise there is not a cupboard fairy that does this for you
Solution, there is one towel left on the rail to use to keep the floor dry, once you have finished in the bathroom this towel can be replaced on the towel rail for the next use and then changed on a nightly basis…. Not just chucked in the washing pile…. Cupboard fairy is officially on STRIKE and she has taken the washing powder fabric softener and the poor tired overused and underpaid washing machine on a well deserved SUNSHINE HOLIDAY!
THEREFORE THE ABOVE RULE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
your dressing gowns and pyjamas have more than a single nights use…. As the fairy is on strike…. You will now apply the logic that things get HUNG UP and not FLUNG INTO a washing basket that is straining under the weight of clothes it has to hold
Actually tries and I believe follows this rule, therefore simply has to follow it as so far so good.
2. If you use the bathroom, the cupboard troll does not clean the sink after gob-fulls of toothpaste left to go hard or put toothbrushes or toothpaste away after you nor does he mop up puddles of water or wipe down the bath sink or the floor and he point blank refuses to clean the mould and condensate off the windows
SOLUTION, wipe the sink floor bath and anything down after each use! Put things away! The poor cupboard troll only gets paid minimum wage and is old and frail, he took this employment on a part time basis but the management of this facility find themselves paying a huge overtime bill every month to troll or another dehumidifier costing £160 and increased electricity bills
TO AVOID THIS ESTABLISHMENT GOING INTO LIQUIDATION THE ABOVE RULE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
APPLIES TO ALL
3. The wooden flooring downstairs cost both proprietors of the establishment a total of £500….. This is not an expense that can easily be repeated
SOLUTION Clonking of heels shoes boots or trainers is no longer permitted. Shoes are removed at the door, then taken upstairs and put away….. discretion can be applied for exceptionally short periods of time but only with valid excuse AND SHOES ONLY PUT ON AS LEAVING THE BUILDING
TO AVOID PAYMENT BEING DEDUCTED OUT OF THE INDIVIDUALS POCKET THIS RULE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
APPLIES TO ALL
4. if one or more of the proprietors make the evening meal, for all, it is now expected that any pots plates glasses MUGS CUPS or cutlery used by an individual are washed dried and put away as soon as they are used…. It is no longer acceptable to leave pots in the sink or the dishwasher OR UPSTAIRS
The dishwasher costs money in electric and tablets, and is to be used only by the proprietor making the evening meal for the majority of the utensils equipment he or she uses… not as a store cupboard for dirty cutlery or used plates and or bowls…. 10 seconds is all it takes to wash a plate knife and fork ect
Solution…… FOLLOW THE ABOVE RULE
APPLIES TO ALL
As much as your mum and I would like SMURFS to run around with the hoover and ELVES to do the dusting and little green men to tidy and put away and turn lights off in empty rooms….. This simply doesn’t happen…. We are all here to enjoy life and be happy but unfortunately after a long day housework begins and it simply isn’t the case. WE ARE NOT SLAVES
It is expected rooms are kept clean beds made and any issues are rectified by ALL….. the I didn’t do it so im not doing it simply NO LONGER APPLIES.
SOLUTION, If a light is left on turn it off…. If the bin in the bathroom needs emptying then empty it…. It the toiletroll runs out replace it and throw the tube in the bin, if the shampoo runs out bring the empty bottle downstairs and leave it in the kitchen, if something is on the floor pick it up and put it where it lives…. THE HOOVER IS NOT AN ORNIMENT IT IS A TOOL….. It is to be utilised should there be bits on the floor…. There is one upstairs and one downstairs…. And the smurfs are simply TOO SMALL TO USE IT FOR YOU
APPLIES TO ALL
6. THESE ARE THE HOUSE RULES AND THEY ARE HERE TO BE FOLLOWED…. THERE IS NO IFS NO BUTS AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM THEN UNFORTUNATELY DON’T EXPECT TO BE FED WATERED OR HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES BATHED ECT…. WE ARE ALL VERY MUCH CAPABLE IN FOLLOWING THESE SIMPLE RULES. SHOULD THERE BE ANY FURTHER ISSUES THAT ARRISE….. RULES WILL BE IMPLEMENTED TO COMBAT THE PROBLEM. THE WORDS ARE IN BLACK RED YELLOW BLUE AND WHITE ENGLISH…... THEY CAN BE TRANSCRIBED INTO ANY OTHER FOREIGH LANGUAGE OR BRAILE UPON REQUEST
FAILURE TO FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES WILL RESULT IN MINOR AND MAJOR CONSEQUENCE
MINOR- YOU WILL BE FINED. FINE CARDS WILL BE NUMBERED TO CORRESPOND WITH RULES. FINES THAT REMAIN UNPAID WITH 7 DAYS WILL BE PASSED TO OUR RESIDENT BAILIFF WHO WILL REMOVE YOUR GOODS AND EFFECTS FOR SALE TO PAY YOUR FINES.
FINES ARE OF THE VALUE OF £1
5. ANY BACKCHAT WILL RESULT IN A NUMBER 5 FINE OF £2
THE FINE TIN WILL BE LOCATED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS AND WILL BE USED TO COVER COSTS AND EXPENSES INCURRED THE FINE CARD WILL THEN BE LEFT ON THE TOP OF THE TIN ONCE TO MONEY DROPS IN AND THIS MUST BE WITNESSED BY ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE HOUSEHOLD.
MAJOR INFRINGEMENTS WILL RESULT IN PRIVILEGES REMOVED AND BIG ASS CHORES!!!!!!
LOTS OF LOVE. THE MANAGEMENT
House Rules
1-If you expect clean towels and clean clothes please realise there is not a cupboard fairy that does this for you
Solution, there is one towel left on the rail to use to keep the floor dry, once you have finished in the bathroom this towel can be replaced on the towel rail for the next use and then changed on a nightly basis…. Not just chucked in the washing pile…. Cupboard fairy is officially on STRIKE and she has taken the washing powder fabric softener and the poor tired overused and underpaid washing machine on a well deserved SUNSHINE HOLIDAY!
THEREFORE THE ABOVE RULE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
your dressing gowns and pyjamas have more than a single nights use…. As the fairy is on strike…. You will now apply the logic that things get HUNG UP and not FLUNG INTO a washing basket that is straining under the weight of clothes it has to hold
Actually tries and I believe follows this rule, therefore simply has to follow it as so far so good.
2. If you use the bathroom, the cupboard troll does not clean the sink after gob-fulls of toothpaste left to go hard or put toothbrushes or toothpaste away after you nor does he mop up puddles of water or wipe down the bath sink or the floor and he point blank refuses to clean the mould and condensate off the windows
SOLUTION, wipe the sink floor bath and anything down after each use! Put things away! The poor cupboard troll only gets paid minimum wage and is old and frail, he took this employment on a part time basis but the management of this facility find themselves paying a huge overtime bill every month to troll or another dehumidifier costing £160 and increased electricity bills
TO AVOID THIS ESTABLISHMENT GOING INTO LIQUIDATION THE ABOVE RULE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
APPLIES TO ALL
3. The wooden flooring downstairs cost both proprietors of the establishment a total of £500….. This is not an expense that can easily be repeated
SOLUTION Clonking of heels shoes boots or trainers is no longer permitted. Shoes are removed at the door, then taken upstairs and put away….. discretion can be applied for exceptionally short periods of time but only with valid excuse AND SHOES ONLY PUT ON AS LEAVING THE BUILDING
TO AVOID PAYMENT BEING DEDUCTED OUT OF THE INDIVIDUALS POCKET THIS RULE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
APPLIES TO ALL
4. if one or more of the proprietors make the evening meal, for all, it is now expected that any pots plates glasses MUGS CUPS or cutlery used by an individual are washed dried and put away as soon as they are used…. It is no longer acceptable to leave pots in the sink or the dishwasher OR UPSTAIRS
The dishwasher costs money in electric and tablets, and is to be used only by the proprietor making the evening meal for the majority of the utensils equipment he or she uses… not as a store cupboard for dirty cutlery or used plates and or bowls…. 10 seconds is all it takes to wash a plate knife and fork ect
Solution…… FOLLOW THE ABOVE RULE
APPLIES TO ALL
As much as your mum and I would like SMURFS to run around with the hoover and ELVES to do the dusting and little green men to tidy and put away and turn lights off in empty rooms….. This simply doesn’t happen…. We are all here to enjoy life and be happy but unfortunately after a long day housework begins and it simply isn’t the case. WE ARE NOT SLAVES
It is expected rooms are kept clean beds made and any issues are rectified by ALL….. the I didn’t do it so im not doing it simply NO LONGER APPLIES.
SOLUTION, If a light is left on turn it off…. If the bin in the bathroom needs emptying then empty it…. It the toiletroll runs out replace it and throw the tube in the bin, if the shampoo runs out bring the empty bottle downstairs and leave it in the kitchen, if something is on the floor pick it up and put it where it lives…. THE HOOVER IS NOT AN ORNIMENT IT IS A TOOL….. It is to be utilised should there be bits on the floor…. There is one upstairs and one downstairs…. And the smurfs are simply TOO SMALL TO USE IT FOR YOU
APPLIES TO ALL
6. THESE ARE THE HOUSE RULES AND THEY ARE HERE TO BE FOLLOWED…. THERE IS NO IFS NO BUTS AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM THEN UNFORTUNATELY DON’T EXPECT TO BE FED WATERED OR HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES BATHED ECT…. WE ARE ALL VERY MUCH CAPABLE IN FOLLOWING THESE SIMPLE RULES. SHOULD THERE BE ANY FURTHER ISSUES THAT ARRISE….. RULES WILL BE IMPLEMENTED TO COMBAT THE PROBLEM. THE WORDS ARE IN BLACK RED YELLOW BLUE AND WHITE ENGLISH…... THEY CAN BE TRANSCRIBED INTO ANY OTHER FOREIGH LANGUAGE OR BRAILE UPON REQUEST
FAILURE TO FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES WILL RESULT IN MINOR AND MAJOR CONSEQUENCE
MINOR- YOU WILL BE FINED. FINE CARDS WILL BE NUMBERED TO CORRESPOND WITH RULES. FINES THAT REMAIN UNPAID WITH 7 DAYS WILL BE PASSED TO OUR RESIDENT BAILIFF WHO WILL REMOVE YOUR GOODS AND EFFECTS FOR SALE TO PAY YOUR FINES.
FINES ARE OF THE VALUE OF £1
5. ANY BACKCHAT WILL RESULT IN A NUMBER 5 FINE OF £2
THE FINE TIN WILL BE LOCATED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS AND WILL BE USED TO COVER COSTS AND EXPENSES INCURRED THE FINE CARD WILL THEN BE LEFT ON THE TOP OF THE TIN ONCE TO MONEY DROPS IN AND THIS MUST BE WITNESSED BY ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE HOUSEHOLD.
MAJOR INFRINGEMENTS WILL RESULT IN PRIVILEGES REMOVED AND BIG ASS CHORES!!!!!!
LOTS OF LOVE. THE MANAGEMENT
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