Searching for trouble .....

[ZombieTuesday]

So I'm in this bar ...

this big hunk of black tarmac walks in and says "I am the hardest in here, and I'll take on anyone who says I'm not"

The barman says "mate .. settle down, we know your hard .. your tarmac .. heres a drink on the house go sit down and enjoy."

The piece of black tarmac wonders off to a table grumbling aggresively to itself.

about 30 minutes later this piece of red tarmac walks in and looking wildly around says "Alright scumbags .. who wants a fight?"

The piece of Black tarmac huddles over his drink and says nothing.

The barman goes over to the black tarmac and says .. "mate .. i thought you were spoiling for a fight .. what happened there?"

The black tarmac replies "I aint messing with him .. he's a cyclepath!"

[deb+wayne]

Good joke but you missed the hard sholder bit

[ZombieTuesday]

I don't KNOW the hard shoulder bit!

Only heard the joke the other day!