Paddy is sat on a wall when Murphy rides past on a new bike. Paddy says " hey Murphy were did you get the new bike?"
Murphy replies " A long story but, Mary was pushing it past my house and called on to see if i could fix it. I got my puncture repair outfit and fixed it. "
"and" paddy said
"Well she was so happy she took her knickers off and threw them at me saying help your self Murphy "
Paddy nods
"Well I took the bike as Mary's Knickers won't fit me " Murphy said and rides away
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