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    A little joke that made me chuckle today

    A man hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years as he is sick of the arguing
    The hitman says Ill kill her with one shot below the left boob
    Man says I want her killing not knee capping


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    As I answered our front door earlier this evening dressed in high heels, stockings & suspenders, leather mini skirt and low cut top the Avon Lady asked me "Is your wife in Sir ?"

    I politely replied "Take a wild f***ing guess love !!"

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    Good ones!

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    Briliant

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